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When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
when a fire cracker is lit and put down a fence pipe and then a volenteer sits down on the pipe, While smoke going you their ass. then another person fucks and cums inside the ass while smoke come out the mouth
russian pipe
White Russian with coffee
I’m in the mood for a Columbian White Russian.
Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.
Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea
When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.
Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.
It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.
"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."
When u pick somebody up an fuck em non stop
I’m gonna do a Russian pitstop on you