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A great sandwich for when your on the run.
Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker
joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack
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Used to define vagina that is very nasty or stanky or is in very bad need of a douche, usually for girls that are hoes
Yo I saw Maddie Lee's nudes, that shit was a moldy ham sandwich
Sam hooked up with this chick yesterday but oh boi did she have a moldy ham sandwich, I could smell that shit as soon as she walked in, it was liked bein slapped with a tilapia
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A large thikk female (spiritually that is) who enjoys eatin her some feed. She enjoys not exercising as well as praising god for the food that she loves to eat.
Shatoya: My sister Panbanisha went to taco burrl, crab shak, and mcdonalds, and she still hungray
Isis: That b*** is such a mama sandwich delux. She be out of control
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When a guy sticks his fist in the girls mouth and then gives her anal
When Lenny and Caroline go at it(five knuckle sandwich)
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A Ball Park hot dog cooked to plumpness encased in a Hostess Twinkie Snack Cake and topped with Cheez Whiz Brand cheese spread.
I was feeling a bit hungry, so I made myself a delicious and satisfying Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to sooth my growling stomach.
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A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption
"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"
"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"
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An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)
"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."
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