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this guy is goofy as hell, and whateva he says or does is zesty
bro why u being zesty, stop acting like san kimchi
Sans is god.
Sans is so swoons
Sans remind me of the man with
no makeup.
According to all kno
Dude, just swallows Morgan freeman cock and then his cock went inside me and he started pissing and then I became shuckle Barry Finn and then he screamed “Super Hot Sans” and then vanished just like. god.
The act of putting one's arm up into the anus of a standing or sitting man, to at least the elbow, "working him like a puppet".
-Hey, did you go to the gay pride parade this weekend?
-Yeah! It was so swell, I even caught a glimpse of a San Francisco Puppet Show!
A Japanese urban legend...
HOW TO SUMMON DAKU-SAN=Wondering how to summon Daku-San???
Well this is how!!!
1-get in the bath and wash your hair.
2-Close your eyes...
3-If you see an image of a gist in your head you should know that means it is working!
4-do not open your eyes...
It's creepy (WARNING FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY) (DO NOT TRY AT HOME OR IF NOT SCARED ONLY IF YOU WANT TO TRY AT AGE 20+ AGES) GOOD LUCK SUMMONING DAKU-SAN!
Chinese-Filipino family who has a net worth of $12,000,000. They are one of the top most wealthy family in the Philippines. Their family are models, millionaires and businessman. Alexandrine Chua, the most popular member of the family.
"Everyone wanted to live the life of a San Jose-Chua."
A desert valley located between the rocky mountains, (Sangre de Cristo's to the east, San Juans to the west) indeed known mainly for it's crime, drugs, UFOs, paranormality overall, gangs, poverty, and outdoor wilderness that draws in those who seek recreation, and rugged living. The harsh environment keeps this land from becoming infected by the viral disease known as Yuppies that has infested other Colorado towns and cities.
Yep we love guns here
Nothing you'd expect in Colorado. Basically New Mexico North.
Still like it here more than Denver and the fools in springs.
Alamosa is the most populous town at 9,800 residents. Monte Vista and Center are other towns with any sizeable population. (not a complaint)
2 weeks with under -20c temperatures on end a year. Colder than Anchorage Alaska.
Where the biggest sand dunes in all of the americas are located.
Overall, the most beautiful, and biggest alpine valley on earth.
Also ALOT of areas without cellphone service.
There's still high speed internet here however ;)
person 1: "dude, how'd your weekend go?"
Person 2: "I went camping in the San Luis valley, almost got shot, saw ghosts in broad daylight, saw UFOs, and nearly froze to death. yep im staying in breckenridge where my yuppie as belongs"
Person 1 "Sounds harsh dude. Still going, to hike mount blanca and the sand dunes while I smoke an ounce of weed!!"
A group of four or more people press their ass cheeks together and simultaneously defecate into a pile and then continue to mud wrestle in their excrement
Hey jack mcman are you going to the San Diego dawg pile tonight?