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To be a scene kid, you MUST:
1. Have a ridiculous amount of piercings on random areas on your face
2. Get extensions and dye your hair that looks like a fucking rainbow threw up on it (don't forget to change your hairstyle every 3 to 6 hours)
3. Upload fifty million photos of yourself a day from crazy, stupid angles and abuse the photoshop so you look THE SEXXXX!!
4. Own a shitload of skinny jeans. Who cares if you're suffocating in pants three sizes too small? You look RADD!
5. Go to ALL the local shows, even if you've never heard of them. Also, it's a good idea to act like an attention whore and beat the shit out of someone while you're there cuz you're SO HARDXCORE, picking fights with random strangers.
6. NEVER, EVER leave the house without at least six pounds of eyeliner and fake eyelashes the size of caterpillars. Also, nude lipstick is a necessity, and an insane amount of foundation.
7. Be bisexual and/or atheist. There is no God, because YOU are God. The world revolves around you. Everyone cares and sympathizes with every little fucking detail about your tragic, dramatic, wild life.
8. Believe that you are completely original, even though there are billions of kids just like you trying to fit into the "scene" subculture. It's also good to have a HARDCORE name for yourself, like Andrew Asphyxiate, Marina Massacre, Dana Disaster or Deryk Destruction.
Andrew Asphyxiate: OMFGG MA NEW HAIR IS RADDD IM A SCENE KID
Dana Disaster: MURDER MURDER GUN GUN BANG BANG
Douchebags...
Commonly mistaken for emo. Any emo kid who dresses emo for the style, not the feeling. If you're not sad and "emo" you're just a scene kid.
Scene Bitch: OMG I was at this party and I was so drunk! LAWLCAKES goood times!
Emo Bitch: Shut up scene kid *Cry cry*
Someone who looks and dresses emo, but doesn't self harm.
I have a scene kid friend who hates to admit it.
Julio Aparicio
You see Julio's car, holy shit he put louvers and mudflaps on that bitch. Man he's such a scene kid.
Colorful hair, colorful outfits. They usually have a fascination with Pokemon or exaggerated bangs. They think it's adorable to put their fists over their smiles and say cute things like, "Oh hai." Basically, Sydney Rain is the absolute definition of a scene kid.
Listen to Nevershoutnever to get into Scene Kids natural state of mind.
When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.
The Hottest Scene In The Universe just happened to Matthew and Chelsea last night.
Hit The Scene-Meaning: come into or roll up onto an oops block (enemies neighborhood)
And leave it with several bodies on the floor.
N**** I'm about to hit the scene on 63rd street