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A guy who has to love Disney because his girlfriend does.
My girlfriend said I have a Disney side dude.
'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'
"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...
"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .
The person you are talking to in that moment saying some shit that don’t add up of does not make since.
“How can fish breath under water?” “Because they have gills.” “If we cut gills would we be able to breath under water?” “Nigga you talking out the side of your neck
When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".
Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.
I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"
Only known instance of this is Harry’s relationship with Kate.
Harry: “What’s good side how?”
Kate: “omfg yes my king anything you say.”
An inconvenience, a trifle, (See also, 'Pain in the butt' and 'pebble in my shoe')
"Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"
"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"