A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.
Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.
Person 1: Hey I heard you slept with the south girls.
Person 2: Nah man my wife would kill me.
the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob
I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.
During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.
When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine
Good luck trying to follow THAT heading.
I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P
When you piss your pants and make your midwest lot lizard wear them home.
Gave Tyeler my South Dakota sweatpants last night.
When you do something and your intended outcome is disappointing. Related to a South Dakota sausage fest.
I had a party and no girls showed up. That is really pulling a South Dakota.
The guy we arrested turned out to be an undercover cop. We sure pulled a South Dakota.