Rural Dictionary

Hey Ben

A warning when a guy won't shut up. Generally they speak in an annoying voice and are bothering you over nothing.

Dude A, "Yo, yo, yo, hey, hey, hey. Ok? OK? I gotta question, what is that in your pocket?"
Dude B, "Hey Ben." (makes the close mouth gesture w/ lips or hand)

by Wstone June 5, 2015

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Ben W

Guy with a small penis

Jeez Ben W has a small penis

by smartboy99 March 12, 2018

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When you engage in sexual intercourse with someone and then shoot them in the back of the head
(Note)The move was invented by Ben Affleck back in 1984
(Note)+This is Ben Affleck's favorite sex move
(Note)++The Ben Affleck is fatal in almost all recorded cases
(Note)+++It was first used by Ben Affleck on Matt Damon

After me and my bros played Halo we went to a bar, got wasted, picked up some girls and we all gave them The Ben Affleck. All in all it was a pleasent evening.

by Phillip Wilcher March 1, 2008

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ben hur

Ben Hur is a bus driver from Europe. He knows where to turn by pure intuition, and he always is right. He also drinks pure alcohol, and he also never pays parking tickets in Slovakia. He's German, and the name he uses for cover is Bernhardt.
He also has the power to fly on his motorcycle, reanimate dead bodies, and use the Force.

Stack: Ben Hur, how do you know when to turn?
Ben Hur: Um...Vat do you call it... ... patience.
Roman: Do you mean intuition?
Ben Hur: Ach ja intuition, zat is vat I meant.

by BENhurummm January 15, 2010

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