ice cream fluffed

a blowjob given by the Dairy Queen

i love you maria ! <3 ice cream fluffed

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Ice Cream Machine

The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.

I totally Ice Cream Machined him last night. Wasn't cold though!

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vaginal cream cheese

A delicate, creamy discharge of the vagina with an extraordinary bouquet - just a hint of fish.

Fragrant, yet delicious. Alluring. Think smoked salmon and creme cheese club sandwich.

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double-cream filling

A double-cream filling is what a guy gets when he's double-dicked in his mouth or asshole.

A couple of my cadet roomies gave me a double-cream filling last night before I went to bed!

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The Ice Cream Sandwich

Getting two hard, dry black men to bang a wet, soft white man from both sides, like an ice cream sandwich.

Me, Tyrone, and Troy were doing The Ice Cream Sandwich all night yesterday.

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tofu ice cream

Ice cream products that is made with tofu instead of milk.

Trader Joes has tofu ice cream sandwiches that are quite tasty.

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Creaming her clock

To ejaculate in a girl's face.

Allison: "I can't believe JJ's boyfriend email broke up with her!"
Kris: "Yeah that's worse than creaming her clock!"

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