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Fake Post Malone Fan:
Fake Post Malone Fan: Lexi
If you like safe sex but pine for a bit of risk then ceiling fan condom roulette (CFCR) is the post coitus game for you. Jizz like you normally do but instead of flushing your little swimmers down the never cleaned toilet, throw with all your might, the jizz packed condom at the moving ceiling fan above your (and your partners) head. It's going to land somewhere - your face, the closet door or it could just stick to one of the fan blades (rarely happens). Safe sex with a dash of gambling, that's CFCR in a nutshell. Godspeed little minnow.
Ceiling fan condom roulette is defined by throwing a cum filled condom at a ceiling fan after sex.
For example.
After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.
For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).
Past Los Angeles Laker fans that are currently Golden State Warrior fans. A bandwagoner.
Someone in 2010: Laker Nation!
Same Person in 2017: Dub Nation!
“I could’ve swore you were a Laker fan 7 years ago. You’re a Golden State Laker fan!”
A mother were your mother is strapped to a ceiling fan that is spinning and your father gets a little licky when your mother passes bye
Hey I caught my parents doing ceiling fan hangy time last night
On the 21st of May every year, you can hit a Chelsea Football Club fan and they cannot do anything about it.
This day is special for Manchester United fans, as it is an anniversary of John Terry's slip in the 2008 UCL Final.
Person A - It's May 21st! Time for Hit a Chelsea Fan Day!
Chelsea fan, waking up - fuck
They are fatherless and motherless
Dream SMP FAN/STAN's are fatherless and motherless so that makes them a orphan
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Knows all albums besides American Idiot or 21st CB, Love them 'cause of their music and meaning of each song, feels extremely happy when hearing one of their songs and not forgeting, liking both their old and new sound.
Fangirl:21 Guns is so awesome, and Billie is hawt!"
True Green Day Fan:"no doubt 21 Guns is awesome and Billie looks good......but how about Road To Accetance, or like, J.A.R."
Fangirl:Ermm.......
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