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Custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed anus on the tip of one's own left index finger.
Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.
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A description of the random pressing of letters angrily when using instant messenger or chatting, and usually involves hitting of CAPS lock for extra effect. Antonym of happy fingers.
a_special_knome: OMFG i just fond oot our tix wre faxe!!
an_idiotic_haxor: WTF?? R U KIDNG ME!! LAHFDAHVASF AKJ HFKJASH DFKJHS DG CSZKJHGKJA!!
a_special_knome: ANGRY FINGERS!!! AKLHSGZSKFJ SAKJDF AKJHEFKJAHSD !!!!
*could not add more capital letters, because there were too many in the original for Urban Dictionary to handle.
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the resulting bad design of huge corporate websites as they scramble to bandaid their websites to be touch friendly so idots with tablets can give them money, by adding soft corners on huge pictures with lots of whitespace around them to make it easy for their customers to surf with their fat fingers
soandsodotcom got finger-fucked this month; now instead of reading 33 lines of information on a page there are 3.
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Smokers get a yellow finger from holding cigarettes too often, women get Nigger Finger for smoking the black mans cock too often and it turns their index finger brown.
Hey Stevey P I saw your mum the other day! She had Nigger Finger.. and hand... and mouth !
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A beetle finger is an ingrown pubic hair that has managed to also grown long enough to reside inside the vulva.
Man! I was going down on this girl and when I swallowed, there was a hair in my mouth. It was a beetle finger dude! I threw up!
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That smell, that smudge on a finger who knows how it got on there in the first place...To precise on the itch or just an honest mistake.
Dont point that thing at me!!
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