When that one asshole video company keeps adding that one damn character in EVERY one of their single games in order to pay for their crack parties and rent.
Yo Nintendo needs to get off their fucking crack fit with Rosalina in the new Mario Kart games.
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A TV show that IZ SO GOOD!! that its like being addicted to crack. Your show actually effects your emotions (to an extent) in real life, and life and frienship stops during that half hour or hour of your favorite tv show(s)
-Do you watch Merlin on the beeb?
-No what's that?!?!
-HOMGZ that is ma show crack!!!
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Sexual move in which the man jumps off the bed and smacks his dick on the top on the lucky lady/lad whoโs patiently awaiting below.
Yo bro last night I totally caught air doing a crack dick on Becky.
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The process of air pushing it's way out through one's ass cheeks; farting
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when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo
have you ever done lesbian crack? dad I told you I'm straight!
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What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.
"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."
Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."
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a person known otherwise as an immatureintellectual, compulsive liar, make-up skills of a 2 year old
Look at that crack clown scaring away the boys with her make-up!
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