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Crack Fit

When that one asshole video company keeps adding that one damn character in EVERY one of their single games in order to pay for their crack parties and rent.

Yo Nintendo needs to get off their fucking crack fit with Rosalina in the new Mario Kart games.

by u_no_u November 17, 2017

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show crack

A TV show that IZ SO GOOD!! that its like being addicted to crack. Your show actually effects your emotions (to an extent) in real life, and life and frienship stops during that half hour or hour of your favorite tv show(s)

-Do you watch Merlin on the beeb?
-No what's that?!?!
-HOMGZ that is ma show crack!!!

by Marimbanator October 7, 2010

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Crack Dick

Sexual move in which the man jumps off the bed and smacks his dick on the top on the lucky lady/lad whoโ€™s patiently awaiting below.

Yo bro last night I totally caught air doing a crack dick on Becky.

by Andymandyhandy11 November 21, 2019

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Cracking a Jolly

The process of air pushing it's way out through one's ass cheeks; farting

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

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Lesbian Crack

when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo

have you ever done lesbian crack? dad I told you I'm straight!

by air pods 0.5 March 18, 2020

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Crack Cheese

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.

"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."

by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019

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crack clown

a person known otherwise as an immatureintellectual, compulsive liar, make-up skills of a 2 year old

Look at that crack clown scaring away the boys with her make-up!

by barrybenson February 19, 2015

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