This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.
Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!
When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.
Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*
Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*
Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
A Nipple Piddie is...
a.) someone who has nipples
b.) someone who is very annoying
"Oh yea Bobby, he is such a Nipple Piddie."