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penial unit

A penial unit is the more appropriate word for penis or cock, or dick, or Chode, or Benis

Every man has a Penial Unit

by Jimmy Jones and the Ass Crew August 6, 2017


Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers

"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

by 🅱️oss May 11, 2022


MANCHESTER UNITED FAN

Those people support the club "Manchester United Football Club.
Usually they're very supportive of their club, yet the suck actual ass.

Their rivals are liverpool, and man city
They may have history, but their current form is in shambles.

Yeah, I'm a manchester united fan
-Oh so you're a retard?

by Skandarthegreat September 30, 2023

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United Statian

The retarded way to refer to someone from the united states.
Nobody cares that your country thinks its one continent, it is usually specified 90% of the time what "american" refers to
There is a word in spanish for it which is perfectly fine but considering that in modern english "american" typically refers to nationals of the united states.
We don't call you "czech republicans" for a reason dipshit

Illiterate dumbass: Ummm actually the word is United Statian because the word american refers to anything of the americas!
Other dude: Shut up

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 15, 2023


United Statian

A demonym or gentilic for citizens of the USA. It comes from latin languages, such as spanish, italian, french and portuguese, which have a translation conflict when it comes to calling people from the USA and people from the american continent. For those languages, there are different words for both linguistic cases, while popular english has only one.
Due to globalization, the english language became popular and relevant. This fact makes people from other countries, which might mainly speak latin-rooted languages, discover this translation conflict. It makes people wanting to find a way to fix said conflict by using the term "united statian". Alas, some USA citizens find it dumb for many reasons. Often those who reject such term argue that the context of the sentence makes the distinction obvious. Although, it is not obvious for those who learn english as a mandatory second language, or else such problem wouldn't be discovered neither discussed.

Sam: Why do you call US citizens United Statians instead of Americans?
Maria: I find it too confusing! I speak portuguese, so I often find it hard to know if the term "american" refers to me as a south american as well or if the speaker is only referring to united statians!
Sam: I see! I find it weird, but I get your point. After all, there are many people from many countries who might face the same language issue, right?
Maria: Yes, my french husband agreed with me.

by PinkFlipflops March 30, 2023


United Servers

United Servers is a discord organization partnered with UIX that keeps diplomacy across discord mock governments.
United servers is also the predecessor of league of servers. United Servers is also

Person 1: United Servers is a great organization
Person 2: I agree with the statement that you stated that states that you state that united servers is a great organization

by notfork December 15, 2023


united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.

United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum

by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019