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Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.
I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.
Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.
I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.
A guy with a good masturbating technique.
Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.
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Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating
Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.
Vocational work refers to the kind of rubbish job with low pay where your employer can abuse you and take liberties. For example nurses, teachers etc.
Johnny wanted a pay rise, but his employer told Johnny that his job was vocational work and that he should accept that he should fuck off
Win your work from home office is covered in dog for from your constant companion.
My keyboard is covered in work glitter.
On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.
“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”