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Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP

Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous

by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 18, 2020


Jordan P.

A little bitch that like to vape around his mother and has a autistic brother. He has a little bit of autism too and tourette's.

Random Guy.) Hi Jordan P.
Jordan.) Waas upp bitch.
Random Guy.) Your an asshole
Jordan) IK, but I vape so im cool. XD XD i'm cool man i'm really small to.

by Gay's September 13, 2018


jordan rain

Prostitute who will work for anal.

"Man I wish I had a jordan rain"

by sukdeeznuts October 14, 2015


kory jordan

a fat dude with no girls.

Wow Kory Jordan has no swag what so ever.

by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017


If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024


Jordaning

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text

Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.

by Anon poop May 9, 2013

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erin jordan

erin jordan is a skinni qween who is addicted to sims 4, she loves the vampires game pack and tries to persuade her friend liam to buy it but he doesnt have an iq of a 3 year old so he doesnt waste his money, shes a slag but a rich one and loves her cats so much. shane dawson style

did you heer erin jordan got her cat?

yeah, she shoves her dick in it.

* shanae stop quaking * ๐Ÿ’…

by peachesisqueen420 August 14, 2019