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This term is actually a term my son Pax came up with. I’m from Hungarian heritage and work our doors so I usually have a tan. One day after a nap, my son laid in my spot, sniffed my pillow case and announced, “Dad you smell like, like…, like tannish Turkey”!
Apparently I need to use a different brand of shampoo lol. Little shit!
You smell like tannish turkey!
A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.
A dry spell lasting a year.
We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.
when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger
drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up
tur-key bur-bler
noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.
Me: I have a lopsided double-chin.
Tristan: Are you saying you have an asymmetrical turkey burbler?
The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.
"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."
"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."
Long nipples that stick out like the plastic thermometer does on a frozen turkey when it's ready.
Check out the turkey poppers on her!
That good rough sex that has her yelling your or whoever else she is sleeping with's name
"Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"
Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden