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the exact time of when i wrote this. literally exact.
guy 1: exactly what time is it?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm.
National ask your homie to suck their BBC/BWC day!
Yo homie it’s July 3rd man.
Say less my man ….zipppppp
A day to celebrate some of the best people to have crossed your path
“Happy July 3rd”
The day the forces of tiktok and Snapchat single-handedly ripped 5 peoples lives apart and more yet to come. main perpetrators are (@s.boomin06 and many more)
Practically the annual baitout day
(Public Holiday)
Did you see what happened to DK,David.A1,Mk,Lola on July 3rd. Fucking hell
national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized
Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma
Guy2: its purple, what about yours?
Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?
A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.
Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.