Milo Milk

A sexual fettish, you go onto Facebook and search up big boobs. get milo out of the jar and put it on your dick then when you are about to cum milo blends in with your cum so it is a milo milk

Ethan milo milked his pants from the big boobs

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milk cake

The word used for a small developing breast. Milk cakes are commonly found on young girls, 13-16.

I always have to wear a bra. If I don't, everyone will see that I still have milk cakes!

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Milk Monkey

A black guy who thinks and acts like he’s white.

Gosh, Da’Quan is such a milk monkey, he says his new name is “David”?

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milk ad

A person who would be perfect for advertising dairy products.
I.E. freakin' innocent and pure in appearance. You would trust him/her to not sell spoiled goods.
Basically, would look good in peasant-wear against bright green hills.

Typically this person has it rough when it comes to romance. Arrogant, controling people want to corrupt them. Nice, good people feel inferior in the face of such wholesomeness.

"I'm such a milk ad! It's annoying! No males will approach unless they wish to corrupt me b/c I look so pure!" she whined to her friend.

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milk chocolate

A milk chocolate describes the outlier of a social group or scene. A milk chocolate can often be spotted as the stand out person that provides laughter and acts out of stupidity. These acts are often performed at the expense of ridicule. Despite this, a milk chocolate is often a loved and cherished member of any group and enjoys moderate-high levels of social standing. One could define a milk chocolate a village idiot but with respect.

Ilkka: "hey guys, how about I reverse my car back to Michael's and see how I fair"
Group: "yeah man go for it."

*Ilkka reverses back at 50km/h misjudges a turn and reverses into a fence*

Ilkka is a Milk Chocolate.

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white-milk

The opposite of Black-Milk.
White milk is where a guy reaches climax and a girl kicks him square in the nuts, making cum fly out of his ears.

HOLYSHIT you just got white-milked :O

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ear milk

When a man jacks off and cums in a womans ear and she doesn't know he's doing it (Like if she's sleeping)

Anonymous girl: OMG! what the fuck are you doing!?!?

Dude: How you like that ear milk, bitch!

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