a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.
amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.
i larb him
person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu
Who is that?
Who is Peter Parker? Never heard of him.
Who?
Person 1: I met this guy named Peter Parker
Person 2: Who?
a bean we MUST protect also tony stark and stephen strange's child
Peter Parker is such a baby bean UwU
when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"