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When a male truck driver takes a Viagra and experiences an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, he then has sex repeatedly in a 4x6 hotel shower trying to relieve his massive boner.
After my long drive to Minneapolis, I had me one hell of a Minnesota Shower Rod when I saw my mistress.
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it means to masturbate
yank wang
5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.
hint: do not sit on drain
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When one baths in vodka and glitter either before or after going to a club.
Hey gurl! Ready for the club?-Bonquiqui
Yeah gurl, just gotta take a Ke$ha shower
for the guys!-Monika
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An gang bang that occurs at your family reunion; a common Southern tradition.
Hope to see y'all at the family reunion! We'll have games for the chitlins.. What's that? Of *course* there'll be a Kentucky Meat Shower! Wouldn't be a reunion without one!
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Having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,substitute,pussy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.
Ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his Shower Curtain Tug while at a local sports bar. Aqward silence follwed.
Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.
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When one has sex with his entire family. A family orgy.
"Hey Dave, cmon over we got a good old fashioned Kentucky Meat Shower goin!"
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The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.
Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.
Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.
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