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When you perform anal sex and your partner farts into your foreskin, inflating it with hot gas.
Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.
Person 2: That's why I never do anal.
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Its when you get trapped in a tremendous fart that it almost feels like you're going to suffocate from it. Much like how it is when a plane hits an air pocket when for a moment you can't breathe and inasmuch you want to get out of it, you cant.
Holy crap! I just got trapped in a human air pocket, it stank so bad i almost vomitted.
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When you think you have to fart but liquid comes out instead because you air shit seperator {a.s.s} failed. (along the same terms as a shart)
Pete ran to change his boxers when his air shit seperator failed.
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When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.
Houseguest: "where are you guys?"
Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"
Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!
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This might be the worst fucking school in existence. The whole place is falling apart, it's to the point where the school could literally be flooded and nobody would bat an eye. This is also a place where you can get assigned seats at lunch because somebody threw a fucking water bottle into the trash. Every teacher has a power complex except like 2 who didn't make me want to kill myself, it's to the point where you get sent to the office for fucking laughing at someone throwing a pencil. There are also these deadass parties that never happen because the person either wimps out of having it or somebody snitched. P.E might be the worst part of the day, the locker rooms are pretty much a fucking gas chamber due to the smell of paint because they repaint the damn place life every month and also the smell of people not taking a fucking shower for a week pretty much chokes you out. Once you make it out of said locker room you do "warmups", I think they actually mean they perform the torture that prisoners of war in Vietnam had to go through. On average you do like 20 situps, 20 curl-ups, like 10 pushups and like 5 minutes of "jogging" which is actually making you run at full speed until your legs give out. Then after this torture, you go outside and play flag football for like 40 minutes while your still fucking dying from warmups. Also, you can get suspended for the dumbest shit, you run a meme account about the school, prepare to be suspended for a week. This school just sucks.
Bel Air Middle School is a school located in the somewhat decent town of Bel Air, Maryland
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Device Used To Smoke Marijuana Is A Conservative Way - Consists Of 2 Litre Bottle, Bucket Of Water, Bowl.
necro, mcswitch & apb smoke mad sessions of APB's
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