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American Sign Language (or ASL) is the dominant sign language of the Deaf community in the United States, in the English-speaking parts of Canada, and in parts of Mexico
"ASL Classroom was amazing! Right away I noticed improvement in my signing, and it was so great to be able to practice with other ASL learners twice a week. It was wonderful to finally get any questions I had about American Sign Language answered and the teacher was always so helpful. I learned so much!
aslclassroom.com
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The place to get the best tasting cookies in the country, including Original Chocolate Chip, M&M, Sugar, Snickerdoodle, Peanut Butter, Double Fudge, Pecan Supreme, and many more. They also sell brownies, cookie cakes and cookie cake slices, Double Doozies, and some locations sell cupcakes and Icees. They are way better than their competitors Nestle. At one time owned by Mrs. Fields and now owned by NexCen, Great American Cookies became an instant retail phenomenon in 1977 when the first store opened in Atlanta, Georgia’s Perimeter Mall. Founded on the strength of a generations-old family chocolate chip cookie recipe, the company eventually set the standard for gourmet cookie sales in shopping centers nationwide. Their mission statement is simply: "Share the Fun of Cookies."
Kid at the Altamonte mall: "Yo I only got a couple bucks and I'm hungry..."
Friend: "Let's go get cookies from Great American Cookies. They're pretty cheap and they taste great."
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A school in the Fremont Unified School District. The only time the students seem alive is during Spirit Week. Not a ghetto school, but it did have fight week. School where you can find the most Indians and Filipinos. Most of the school budget goes towards the firefighters that respond to the weekly false fire alarms. The school used to look broke broke, until they added the new buildings and trees around it, but now it just looks less broke. The only school in the FUSD that doesn't have off-campus lunch.
Overall, good school cause, hey, at least it's not Kennedy or Washington...
Hey, you go to AHS? What's that, American Horror Story?
Nooo, American High School, CA-CAW, CA-CAW!
americans who have not much going in their lives so they start up arguments over politics, war, music, modern art, religion or any other abstract thing. they normally do it over the internet from the safety of their home. they are the passive aggressive. they state strong beliefs to others because they subconsciously realize their useless existence but will deny it. they are sad and depressed, they have low self esteem. they are the ones who will call anything pretentious, they will blame others for being pretentious hipster. they will argue their points within a safe circle of family and friends, anything they disagree with will be saved for the internet stranger. they expect everyone to be the same. they normally use words like fag, stupid, moron, retarded, bitch on the internet and can't go beyond that. they are the cyberbully teenage kid. they will try their hardest to insult people on the internet but can't go beyond that. they are the slacktivist with political bumper stickers.
the bored american is a slacktivist
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A phrase which normally immediately precedes some of the most mindless, pandering crap you will ever hear; typically used by politicians and when they want something or are announcing any number of plans to further screw the American population. Used to further the illusion that those in power are in some way equal to those under their power. The public speaking equivalent of a Flag Pin
My Fellow Americans, i'm pleased to tell you today that I have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever; we begin bombing in five minutes - Ronald Reagan, mic check "joke", 8/11/84
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This show is a solo singing competition where thousands of people between the ages of 15 to 28 audition in hopes of becoming the next Carrie Underwood or Kelly Clarkson.
American Idol’s purpose is to find new, fresh, and raw talent; the best in the country. Singing auditions are held in cities across the United States, where contestants give it all they’ve got for a chance at a record deal.
American Idol
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A victim of false assumptions of being a terrorist from overly paranoid and redneck "patriotic" people, usually found in the South. When indeed the person in question is actually an American Citizen and leads a normal, and probably successful life. Person usually has darker skin tone, or actually is related to Middle Eastern cultures.
"Go back to your country, Terrorist!"
"We prefer Explosive Americans!"
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