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A penis sexually destructive powers capable of making women require numerous breaks during an act of love making
She loves my 9 pipe
National have a cry day
Here’s a day where you can just let go of those bad emotions!
Person 1: Hey, you okay?
Person 2: *sniffs* not really..
Person 1: Well today is December 9 so you can have a cry on me if you like <3
Person 2: *smiles* Thanks :
the day that you have to give your girl bsf your hoodie for three days and give them a big hug :)
Emily: its December 9
boy: gives hoodie*
December 9 is national praise Mayson Landry for his legendary jazz solo.
Guy: Ayy you slippery goose, what day is it?
Slippery Goose: You already know it’s December 9 bro
Guy: Fr? Where’s Mayson Landry?
Slippery Goose: Why you got beef?
Guy: It’s national praise Mayson Landry for his jazz solo
Slippery Goose: Ait’ bet
December 9 is the day were you tell everyone that you care for, that you appreciate and then smack them with love :)
Kelly: hey I appreciate you tiffany *slaps tiffany*
Tiffany: why did you slap me?!
Kelly: because its December 9th