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The adverse reaction when a man doesn't awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and Viagra at the same time, Boner Coma.
"Stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with Richard?"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"
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When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.
Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.
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M3at - That broad's tight pants are makin my pants tight...
Sp3rm - I am definitely a boner owner right now as well.
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A boner garage is a penis locker .
A penis locker is when a girls vagina can hold many dicks
Her boner garage could hold 5 dildos last night
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when two straight men remove their pants and tickle eachother's testicles, in which whoever gets the first boner is considered gay and declared loser of the boner off
Hey, did you see those two drunk guys compete in a boner off last night?
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(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.
"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight
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As old as time itself, BONER JUICE is a complex mixture of sperm and semen.
Honey, allow me, there are remnants of BONER JUICE on your face from last night.
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