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An asian with a hair cut that looks like if you flipped it upside down, you could eat rice out of it.
That lady from Thailand on the Wendy Williams show had such a nice rice bowl cut!
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Scrape the bowl - Making a high speed maneuver in a car.
With a fork - The Y part of a steering wheel.
I scrape the bowl with the fork
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"So what did you guys end up doing last night?"
"Oh, we went back to her place, and she eat a whole bowl of nuts."
*high five*
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Man, did you see those bowling balls in a wet sock? They were down to the floor.
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When two gay partners are making love, one of the handsome men poop in a bowl, and start making love again. Then the man makes the other handsome devil sploosh all over the poop, while the other one adds cinnamon. Then they both enjoy a awesome home made cinnamon roll, together!
Dude, me and my boyfriend just did that texas roll cinnamon bowl, and it made me so happy.
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logan searfoss
that logan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
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A poor and pathetic excuse for a college. A far better choice would be the one up the road, the University of Toledo. It is rumored that every student at BG either has an STD, is pregnant, or both. Their school colors are puke orange and crap brown. The mascot, which also happens to be the most annoying mascot in the MAC, is a falcon and could literally be blown to smithereens by Toledo's mascot.
"The Bowling Green State University Christmas pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate three wise men and a virgin."
"BGSU-CKS!"
"It is 1:28 pm, and BG still sucks."
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