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The act of wacking off at work
Where's Frank? Taking his afternoon break.
1. When you take a shit with so much force that it either literally breaks the toilet or there is so much shit you feel bad for the person that needs to clean it
2. Smoking so much at one time that the bowl cracks
Person 1: Yo you were in there for awhile, are you good?
Person 2: Dude I shit so much I was breaking the bowl
Person 1: Holy shit
Going to the bar to drink to get the money someone owes you.
Michael: "I'm going to be breaking a twenty"
Me: "Time to break a twenty".
loss of virginity AKA popping the cherry
"Dude, I was breaking the honey pot last night"
When someone is annoying you while your high (marijuana) . Like your Mom & Grandma
Yo my Grandma was breaking my high yesterday
Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break
“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”
Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.
Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."