Random
Source Code
Random
The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
107👍 7👎
A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.
Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?
Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.
The automatic response when somebody says "Jesus Christ!" in exasperation. It implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry ass. There is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it's fine for them to call you the Lord behind closed doors, but you don't want them embarrassing themselves in public. This usually pisses them off, but it stops them from whining.
It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.
Does not necessarily need to be used in public.
Mary: "eh my God, it is soooo hot outside. Jesus Christ!"
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."
288👍 29👎
Outcome of an event in which you think that there is "no way in hell" that the said outcome could have happened. Similar events happen often in CoD games and are applauded as shows of skill more often than not.
In reality, for such events not to be considered results of luck, they must be replicated at least twice under the same circumstances. Only then may the event be said to require skill.
Dude 1: Woah! 360 no scope through TWO solid walls!
Dude 2: Can you do it again
Dude 1: Hell Yeah, watch this.....
*doesn't happen rest of game*
Dude 2: Looks like it was just luck, thats the Call of Duty effect for ya.
Dude 1: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
6👍 23👎
A random response to any question or statement thrown at you by others.
Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.
Guy: I like your shirt.
Girl: Are you calling me fat?
Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?
77👍 8👎
a sign that wayv's lovetalk is beginning to play and you need to prepare yourself for the hoe anthem of the decade
"i can hear it calling"
"lovin the way you wanna talk"
"touch me tease me fill me up"
"collin"
21👍 1👎
a situation in which one person criticizes another for a fault they have themselves
Ernie accused me of being selfish. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
155👍 20👎