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a big lump with knobs. it has the juice. i can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. when i tried it with butter everything changed
“for me, i really like corn.”
“what do you like about it?”
“it’s corn.”
The single most sexy vegetable of all, it's thick green stem speeding and thin green leaves, plump yellow kernels just begging to be plucked.
"Wow the corn looks great this evening!"
"Dad, you said that eight times all ready, please remove your testicles from the yams"
The unit for measuring clout. 5 corns is the maximum clout one can attain.
Can also be used to rate memes.
Great meme, 4 corns.
A pre anal ritual by shitting out so much corn is cleans your asshole on the way out.
“Holy fuck, that nigga took a corn shit”
When a guy at a bar gets drunk and starts dirty fucking a girl. He then comes all over her tight roast beef pussy and spills his beer all over it.
Damn dude, Brad Pitt totally just gave her a mexican corn salad.
I think it's interesting we chose popcorn as our food of entertainment, when it's the only food we've got that purposefully explodes over and over again. Especially when it's made old fashioned style, on a stove with a clear lid....It's like watching corn fireworks.
This phrase is to be used in response whenever a fandom for a specific piece of media is running out of things to say and they end up pointing out even the most minor of details that don't matter.
Fan: "Oh my god, I never noticed this character was taking 14 steps in this scene."
Everyone: "Dolores corn tweet."