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An older women who has breast implants.
"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"
How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.
Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink
A fine blend of processed cheese
Don’t put that country cow on yer toast
The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.
What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.
Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?
Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*
To hyperfixate or rant about cows during a breakdown to the point where the breakdown gets overridden by cow pictures
To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night, the chat is now filled with cow pictures
To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).
How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.