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Ask your crush out day

August 20th = ask your crush out day!

John: aye Emily it’s august 20th ask your crush out day will you go out with me?

Emily: Oh yes!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021


ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY

august 20th = ask your crush out day!!!!

John: hi Emily you now what day it is

Emily: yes it’s august 20th why
John: we’ll its acc ask your crush out day so will you go out with me

Emily: REALLY I’ve been waiting for u to ask me that!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021


Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug January 27, 2016


Crush play

A type of foreplay when a girl tries her best to press a guy on a wall as hard as possible with her butt. The girl has to be positioned in front of her and the guy has to be in the back of her so he gets crushed by her butt crotch-first. The tighter the space the better for this so the guy has more physical pressure applied to him.

Jimmy was enjoying crush play in a tight space with Allison who has a huge butt. With her thick body and big butt applying so much pressure to his thin and gaunt body, he was practically crushed flat from the pressure. Nevertheless he really enjoyed the crush-play with her before they went at it in the bed.

by demontimepov May 22, 2024


Hug ur crush

Bitch go hug ur crush he will fall in love😩🤝

Bryan: go hug ur crush

Jesus: bet

by LOVEEEEURRRCRUSHHH May 22, 2021


crush appreciation

Appreciate Your crush by showing them Love

kiss or hug Your crush Show them some love Write them a paragraph of how much you appreciate them crush appreciation

by Cupid 💘 October 26, 2019


spanking crush

a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.

his ass was glowing red when she put him in a spanking crush hold.

by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022