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A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.
"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"
a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual
“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”
Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia
Doing something exceedingly cool.
The act of being awesome.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
When you're told your Penis is to small
Girl "is it in yet"
Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*
Is when they put you through and you still like them.
I have a Ciara crush on this nigga.
A time in your life where every other girl than your CRUSH likes you. Trust me fellas, it's pretty tough and meaningless at that point. Stay STRONK!
Me: Hey, Dave, I really have a crush on Sienna. She looks so fine, is funny, and is just plain beautiful bruh.
Dave: Nice man.
Me: FOR SOME REASON though, every other girl has a crush on me and wants to be with me, but Sienna doesn't want to be.
Dave: Sounds like your going through Crush Syndrome, just keep trying with her but know it will be tough my G.