The Cold Cut Combo

To add a variety of cold cut sandwich meat to the inside of your pants, and to volunteer at the local dog in the same hour!

For community service, I went to the local dog pound, but forgot I was in the midst of The Cold Cut Combo!

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cutting someone off

1. to interrupt someone while they're talking

2. to cut in front of someone on the road

Guy: (being dragged by the police) He cut me off!
Cop: Cutting someone off isn't a crime!
Guy: No, the other kind of cut me off!

Cutting someone off is only a crime if it's on the road.

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JFK hair cut

When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.

Man that bum has a sweet JFK hair cut

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cutting the stanky jack

cutting the stanky jack, is when someone farts really loudly, and it smells horrible.

"hey man, you just cut the stanky jack."
"that's really gross, babe, you just cut the stanky jack."
"dude, did you cut the stanky jack?"
"dudet why the hell do you keep cutting the stanky jack?"

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who cut the bush

A term used when someone has a really ugly haircut.

"Look at that chicks hair."

"Nice hair, who cut the bush?"

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Late night cut

Having sex late at night

Late night cut leaves you more relaxed at night

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Retard Cut Fucker

Someone who fucks a person with a retard cut, thereby making them look like they fuck retards. The retard cut fucker can be a male or female.

- "She got a retard cut, and now i look like a retard fucker!"
- "No man its ok you're just a "Retard Cut Fucker"

Retard Cut Fucker

"Hey bro you fuck that retarded chick or what?"
"No man she just had a retard cut, but ya i fucked her."
"oh i guess you're a "Retard Cut Fucker", weak bro"

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