Back Door Man

A highly specialized carpenter.

"The entrance to my home from my backyard was boring until I hired a back door man."

Macrohard Doors

No, not "Doors". Macrohard Doors is the opposite equivalent to MS Windows.

I need a new processor to upgrade to Macrohard Doors 11!

Empty Doors

EMPTY as in FALSE, DOORS as in OPPORTUNITIES

- Bro, She told me she liked my music...Said we could do things together...
- Erik, there you go once again knocking on Empty Doors.....

Butlers door

One who is a closeted bisexual

That kid is a butlers door.

Door Duty

1. Something or someone that controls what enters or exits
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic

Chris: I had great sex last night
Joe: Cool!
Chris: Don't worry, I had a condom on door duty

unlock the door

A form of fighting tactic, when you take a key and insert it into someone’s penis hole and twist it

You tryna fight? Don’t make me unlock the door…

disco door

A person who not only idetifies as a disco ball, but also a door.

You're a disco ball door... Or a door with like the thousand pieces of small ass glass on it. BOOM disco door.