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A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.
That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.
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It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said
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an arby's saying when their food keeps blowing up
ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!
When you throw away fast food garbage already in your car, while you're actually going through the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant, in order to make room for fast food that you just ordered or received at ANOTHER fast food restaurant.
Often the immediate need derives from having to throw-away 32-oz. cups to make room in the cupholders for new carbonated beverages. But the need also derives secondarily from having to throw-away day-old (or week-old) bags of fast food on your passenger seat, floorboard, or backseat that are making your vehicle aromatic with the scent of remnants of quarter-pounders, supreme burritos, or buckets of chicken.
When I was going through the drive-thru of Taco Bell on Monday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do to get rid of my bags of McDonald's from Friday.
The next day on Tuesday at the Burger King drive-thru, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do again to get rid of the Taco Bell garbage.
On Wednesday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do to get rid of my Burger King garbage to make room for my Wendy's #2 combo.
On Thursday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do and get rid of the Wendy's trash to make room for my KFC.
Friday I took off sick and ate Ramen noodles at home.
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National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day is December 15th. So go to her favorite restaurant or Fast food place and go get her food!
Hey Chris today is National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day so you better bring her food”
Chris: Oh yeah! Good thinking
Running extremely fast, as if your life is dependent on it. Like you are an Ethiopian whose survival is reliant on catching your prey.
Alex is so fast, running like an Ethiopian chasing its food.
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This is a fairly new expression used in business and it means that we do what we say you should do.
If we teach that you should create a business plan each year and we follow our own teachings; then "we eat our own dog-food."
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