I wouldn't put anything past her.

You can never know with her.

- She would never publish our love letters on the internet.
- I wouldn't put anything past her.

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i hardly know her

Basically projecting a sign of ignorance toward a subject jokingly.

"Night VISION? I hardly know her!"

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bagging me/him/her/them out

Australian slang meaning 'make fun of' or 'insult'. Other variations: bag(s) out, bagged out.

"You're always bagging me/him/her/them out!"

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Mother natures got her tits out

When its absolute pearler of a day

Fuck me horse mother natures got her tits out today

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does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.

I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

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I let her wear my hat.

If a girl puts on your hat, she wants to fuck.

Bro! she grabbed my hat at that party, and I let her wear my hat... the rest was history.

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Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk)

həmp-ɪŋ-e-dɛsk

Idiom/Verb (Informal)

1. Being so consumed with ones job (and/or studies) that one actually begins to develop romantic (and/or sexual) relations with their furniture.

*The phrase originated in the early 21st century during which time a friend was defending his recently reclusive behaviors to another friend. While describing and defending these behaviors, the defense articulated that he had been studying for his MCAT and consequently "humping his desk".
*The phrase should be used in similar context during which the "humper" wishes to place extreme emphasis on his level of work.

*This phrase is often followed by adverbs such as: relentlessly, dutifully, professionally, consistently, and furiously (less frequent).

*The phrase should never be followed my adverbs such as: cheerfully, enthusiastically, or happily. If this is the case, said "humper" is stating a counterintuitive argument and is most likely being untruthful in his claims.
*Desk Humping is never fun

Wendy: "Hey John, have you seen Peter lately?"

John: "No Ms. Wendy, that dude's been Humping a Desk; (Humping his/her Desk) for weeks... Says he has some big project coming up"

Wendy: "Oh."