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how about no you freaking raisen

this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact

August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen

by plastafierce January 10, 2017


how about no you freaking raisen

this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact

August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen

by plastafierce January 10, 2017


William Howe

The best boy to ever exist. He’s there for everyone even if it means he has to ignore how he may feel. He’s loved me through everything and is constantly there for me no matter what. Honestly he’s the type of person you’d want to spend your whole life with. He makes mistakes but when he does he always tried to fix them. He’s super funny and always knows how to put a smile on my face. There’s no one better than my William Howe… ❤️

William Howe has the prettiest smile on earth.

by lexi_brook99 January 20, 2023


Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.

Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023


How to sneeze

Take a deep breath and hope that you sneeze.

I can't sneeze to save me life, mother.

Mother, teach me how to sneeze.

by Knittin' peep May 21, 2019


How-up

Used to say one hopes the person spoken to will have an enjoyable day. Can be used in past or present tense.

Jamie "Now then, how-up your day lass!"
Lol "Cheers pet."

by Shearerfan December 18, 2021


How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 December 1, 2015