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When a girl is fucking a guy from on top. Both parties orgasm simultaneously. The male launches the female off of him with the last thrust. Ejaculating everywhere like the flames of the space shuttle.
"Last night I space shuttle launched Lauren up, into my ceiling fan "
"Damn is she ok?"
"No, she had to go to the hospital, and it was very hard to explain to her parents ."
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From Jan. 1st to Dec.31st it is national respect people’s space day!!!
national respect people’s space day is everyday! don’t grab people’s butt without permission, it only makes you a douche and a pervert! so don’t be dumb, and respect people’s bodies!
Carl:” everyday you shouldn’t be a douche.”
Dave:” what do you mean?”
Carl: “I mean that it’s national respect people’s space day.”
Dave:”oh shit you right, I’mma not be an asshole and not grab her ass!”
Dude, stop being such a waste of life and space or for short Todd
Insert a deflated basketball into the vagina or anus and then inflate until your sexual partner screams for Michael Jordan.
Last night I was space jammin Tori.
A euphemism meaning either stomach muscles or lack of a serious relationship.
"Eric invited me over...he said he wanted me to check out his wall space."
The key you press after the basically most punctuations.
Do you know you need to press the space bar after a comma, or it is wrong grammar?
When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.
Dear God did you smell that guy, he's rocking a Sacramento space suit.