tboned by a smart car

1. To be hit by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. A sexual reference to tboning the shit out of someone
3. A common visualisation when employing the powers of "The Secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St the other night"
2. "Yeah I hell tboned her like a smart car last night. Livin."
3. "She was using the secret to get a car space but i was just using it to visualise tboning the shit out of her like a smart car. The thought, the thought indeed."

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Jewish Sports Car

A car that stops on a dime.

Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.

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small penis car

Derogatory word applied to a vehicle used by a guy that wishes he can afford to drive those so-called "small penis vehicles" (vehicles that seemingly are overcompensating for a guy's "under-endowment." Examples include but are not limited to: fancy sports cars, and large trucks such as F350s that are raised with a set of over-sized tires). He may also be likely doing this to make himself feel better about his small penis.

I think it's funny that poor people always dismiss men that drive nice cars by saying they must be compensating... you can apply it to any car - Mercedes? small penis car. Corvette? Small penis. F-350? Small penis... But hey, I'd be insecure if I drove a Corolla too.

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enterprise rent a car

a type of sexual act, an enterprise rent-a-car is where you rent a car and have sex with a girl in the back seat of the car. when the act is over, you kill her.

i pulled an enterprise rent-a-car a few weeks ago. i hope the police don't catch me

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jamaican car bomb

A drink created by Timmy. Take a liter stein and fill it with 2/3 of Miller High Life. Then, drop a full 12 oz Red Stripe in it and chug it down.

Did you see Timmy drop that Red Strip into that stein of Miller High Life? That's totally a Jamaican Car Bomb. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WaeG0h1Ptw

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fraggle stick car

response when something so bizarre happens that NO ONE knows what to say in response.

This phrase comes from the move BAD SANTA with billy bob thorton. a child sitting on his lap asks for a "fraggle stick car" which of course has no point of reference because the words FRAGGLE, STICK, and CAR have nothing to do with each other.

(two men witness a car speeding by that is on fire and has a goat behind the wheel while the driver sits on the roof smoking crack)

person 1: umm, wow. did you just see that?
person 2: fraggle stick car.
person 1: totally.

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Import Muscle Cars

Imoport Muscle cars are the big daddies of the Import world generally having at least a 6-Cylinder engine and turbocharged. There are basically six of them: Nissan Skyline GT-R(R32-34), Toyota Supra RZ or RS, Mazda RX-7 (RZ, RS, or Enfini), Nissan 300ZX Fairlady, Honda NSX-T Type-R, and the Mitsubishi GTO Twin-Turbo AWD. Sadly the only car that is still in production and still has the power of it's predecessor is the Nissan Z. You could make arguments for the new Mazda RX-8 but it's nothing compared to the third gen. RX-7.

A 2001 Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 Nur Edition, Now that's an Import Muscle car

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