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Internet Bitch

Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.

Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!

John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.

Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.

by Mongo1313 November 4, 2014


Internet snacking

Using the Internet to find something quick and leaving.

She couldn't decide whether or not to wear a coat, so she went "Internet snacking" to just check the weather.

by webfeat January 21, 2010

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American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

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Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018


internet marketing

internet marketing is marketing a product or service online to increase a businesses revenue.

jaysonlinereviews.com teaches internet marketing to peeps who want to earn money online

by jaysonlinereviews December 30, 2016


magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 4, 2024


internetical

Internet usage and all matters relating to the internet.

Please be aware of your internetical activities and restrict them to work related matters.
The class were working on their internetical studies.

by techman71 March 20, 2016