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The place where nightmares are born.
You should show people the internet on Halloween. It's scary.
A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.
Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)
Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?
the internet is a big truck
dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck
(adj.) fake, not real, not actually
"She's pretty famous."
"Real famous or internet famous?"
"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"
"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"
"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"
The perfect replacement for school, since there are sites like Google and YouTube. It's basically school without the suffering.
Person 1: Why aren't you going to school?
Person 2: Well, I discovered that I had already learned everything from the internet
The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.
Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...
The most beautiful and the worst invention of humanity. An infinite source of knowledge, generosity and entertainment, but also disinformation, hatred and astronomical waste of time.
Friend : What did you do today, dude?
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...