dicks like jesus

When your dick is as awesome as Jesus.

My dick plays on the double feature screen, your dick went straight to DVD. We got dicks like Jesus

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run like a frenchman

1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.

2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.

guy 1: Dude, Jimmy runs like a frenchman!
guy 2:...y'mean...really fast?

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hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.

Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

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fanny like a bucket

A well used and spacious minge

"dont go near betty down the road ive heard she has a fanny like a bucket"

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pee like a hobo

haveing to pee very urgentley

man i gotta pee like a hobo

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Like a loaf of bread

If you hold a loaf of bread tightly, you will damage it. The term refers to holding the ball LIGHTLY as you would a LOAF OF BREAD, which means it can be easily dislodged from the player.

"To avoid a fumble, running backs should grip the ball tightly and not like a loaf of bread"

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He clearly likes it

Term with a soul purpose of referencing CallMeCarson.

This is a he clearly likes it moment

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