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Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree
Watch out for Jake Cowperthwait tonight.
The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.
The law is a certified law.
Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party
2. Asking someone weird personal questions
"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"