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John Henry is Amara star’s best friend, he’s also in love with her. John Henry also loves drink he almost loves it more than Amara star. Not to mention he’s a cocky cunt and a vape addict. John Henry lies to his friends a lot, he likes to tell them he doesn’t like Amara star but this is is straight up untrue. Finally he says oh my god really funny.
John Henry loves Amara star
John henry hates everyone except Amara star
John henry is a cocky cunt
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this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY
“omg it’s john emmet! he’s freaking SHORT”
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Junkie john, is a Scottish term for an alcoholic who has a horrible wife and is known for terrorising people with a meat mullet.
"See that junkie john, he is back on the wreck the hoose juice"
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When a person taking about eating massive amounts of food at all you can eat, for hours on end. But then stops before finishing their first plate when the time comes.
"You better not John out again at the buffet tonight, that's just tossing your money away"
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an expression that shows surprise
Damn John. She fell off the balcony
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A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.
“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”
“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
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