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When one partner makes out with another partners asshole, and the partners ass who's being licked starts to prairie dog.
-Mary: last night it was getting hot and heavy with my husband and i started to make-out with his butt and he started to shit on my lips.
-Tina: What you let him? Ive heard about this, I believe thats called a Norwegian Kiss Mary.
-Mary: Oh my, have you ever had one?
-Tina: No i haven't.
-Mary: To tell you the truth... I liked it.
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"I'muna give ya a kiss on the neck, bitch..."
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When dropping a large poo causes a splash which wets your anus.
That terd just gave me a farewell kiss!
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When two gay guys fuck each other in the ass, suck each other's dick after and kiss.
Steven and I Hersey kissed last night.
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When smoking, inhaling the smoke someone else is exhaling while kissing.
Jaime: Yeah Ben and I were smoking and we did some Dementor's Kisses.
Laura: Wow you must have been baked!
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What happens when you have a beer summit with someone to
settle your differences and you give them a beer kiss as a final
apology.
John and Jim had a beer summit to settle a football
bet. During the summitt, John gave Jim a beer kiss and all was forgotten.
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Giving your bitch a black eye when she dont listen.
My old lady forgot to pay the gas bill, so I pimp kissed her!
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