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What's that thing between my legs
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Something so out of pocket, that you could pull your sock up thorough your pant leg
Friend 1: The reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while
Friend2: That’s soo sock through the pant leg
Friend 3: preesh
The term “slug-ass-looking legs” is term used to describe the thickness of one’s legs. A person who possesses slug-ass-looking legs will have legs which are very large in circumference. The term derives from the similarity between a slug’s body and thick/fatty legs.
Person 1: “Now, what exactly is a ‘slug-arse’?”
Person 2: “No, no, we’re not saying it looks like a slug’s arse, we’re saying that her thick legs quite literally look like the slugs themselves! She has slug-ass-looking legs!”
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Having aggressive consensual sex with a female.
I took her home and sawed her legs off.
Where you get YourNansPegLeg and fuck 6 people in a circle round the back of Farmfoods while handing out free hand jobs for Spotify Premium accounts.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, Heard you were giving out Peg Leg Round Houses for Spotify Accounts?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! Just meet me behind Farmfoods at 6!"
When ones scrotum rubs against the inner thigh creating an unpleasant burning sensation
Dude, do you have any baby powder I have SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)
Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.
Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain