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Matthew

I actually like Matthew. I'll admit I spoke to soon.

Hym "Nah, I actually ended up liking Matthew. I wanted to hate him though. I felt the same way about the Robert Greene guy (I think his name was). The 27 rules of power guy. I don't know what it was about him but I wanted to hate him. I really did. But he actually ended up winning me over. Meh 🤷 ♂️ what can you do?"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2023


Matthew

a distraction

Matthew sucks

by stephbry123 October 29, 2021


Matthew

A creepy man similar in nature to a raccoon. He’ll eat anything he can find and will often be found rummaging in bins for food.

Don’t eat that pizza from the bin, you’re not Matthew.

by Finlaywright99 November 23, 2021


Matthew

bald

That man has a Matthew head

by Matthew.is.bald January 24, 2023


Matthew

The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.

Woah, Matthew is sturdy.

by Superfuture39 November 23, 2021


Matthew

An obese kid that likes to bully others and lies because he is so single.

Ugh, you're such a Matthew.

by Just_a_random_human October 30, 2019


Matthew

Annoying white kid who the teacher loves and writes people names down that talks

Stop being such a Matthew

by Anti Matthew June 26, 2021