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An internet database of all things metal that makes teenagers run to the urban dictionary and post their angst induced feelings about the Metal Archives because their favorite ha4dc0re!@! but non-metal band was rejected.
Side Note: By doing this I have fallen in to the bullshit "my opinion matters" trap too.
Conversation at The Metal-Archives (Encyclopaedia Metallum)
Brv0tal Kid: Why is lunkin park rejected from da acrhivez, they are fucken metal!!
MA Mod: Uh.. no they are not, sorry.
Brv0tal Kid: Fuck youa are just a bunch of elitist pricksz, they are hardcore and fukn awesome. It doesn't matter if they are metal or not.
MA Mod: If it doesn't matter if they are metal or not, then why do you care so much about them being rejected.
MA Mod: and when submitting a band to the Archives, it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the website if we accept any band. Otherwise we would call is the Music Archives and add any band to our database.
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as you slamming a girl in the vagina, poke your tongue, do the devil's horns and with your free hand, beat the shit out of her with a drumstick.
guy 1: i was doing this girl in da pussy, then i totally 80's metal drummered her.
guy 2: dude, thats sweet, did you KO her with the drumstick?
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when two people touch each others noses together while head banging to heavy metal music, this may result in a broken nose
"ahh dude my nose is broken"
"well waht do u expect u tried to give some one a penguin kiss while they wer headbanging"
"well it was a heavy metal penguin kiss"
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A mouthy overwritten game with guards who have astigmatism and some of the worst stealth (try Thief kiddies) ever imagined and a plot that makes as much sense as a clown tap dancing on mars.
"Metal gear solid 3 was the only good one."
"MGS2 made no sense."
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the nick name for the boy in my town that i completely love! he also heads the ball so freakin much on the soccer field!
Nice header Metal Head!
Loverz ya!
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Really good Black Metal music.
Bands like:
Mayhem
Burzum
Immortal
Ravencult
Summoning
etc
Friend: "Whatsup?"
Black Metaller: "Listening to some ice cold black metal."
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A party where a bunch of guys get together, listen to heavy metal music, and vomit copiously.
Referenced in the classic film "The Breakfast Club."
Dude, I can't wait for our heavy metal vomit party on Saturday! I'm going to vomit so much you won't believe it!
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