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when you penetrate a virgin and you have to mop up the mess
Man that chick was the biggest pop n mop ever
Im taking your sister up to my room for a pop and mop
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The Best Band Of The 80's, they made me feel so good about myself, before Nirvana came along (gives Nirvana Deathstare). Nirvana made 80's metal look artificial, when really, it was F**KING AWESOME! Axl's a babe! They're all babes!
We Salute You Guns & Roses and our Dark Lord Axl!
"YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN RANK SUBJUGATION
JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE
BANK AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT WOULDN'T BE
LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE" -Knockin' On Heavens Door
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a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!
" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"
" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "
" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "
" rrrrr its ok john"
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A nickname for the supermarket chain Pak n Save.
The name orginated from workers in this supermarket chain and is usually spoken in a negative context.
Random Guy: 'Hey Tom, where do you work?'
Tom: 'Pak n Save'
Random Guy: 'Haha, you work at Pak n Slave!'
Tom 'Shut up! I don't see you having a job!'
Random Guy: 'oh, I got shot down. Dam.'
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When some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumbass/ fag when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the shit they'll get at school the following day. Usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an "asshole"
(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)
post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today...I'll make a great parent someday! :)
douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.
poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.
douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.
poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...
(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)
friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"
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to stand 'n' stall is to engage your oppenant during a fight in a hugging manner either from the front or the back and make no effort to strike, takedown or submit them during the course of a MMA event or any notable combat sport
Clay Guida spent the entire fight with Nate Diaz at UFC 94 doing nothing but stand 'n' stall, that's as boring if not more then lay 'n' pray....
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One Of The Greatest bands in the 80's and titled " the most dangerous band in the world!"
the fucking best band in the metal world!
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