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When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.
I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.
People who hang out in the hallway and skip class during school. It can also mean an underground network of student-criminals that skip class and hang out in the hallway with other criminal/normal Hall Pirates to engage in illegal criminal activity, such as drug trade, murder, theft, robbery, arms trafficking, human trafficking, rape, sexual assault, and most often, devious lick. These criminals usually come in gangs, which then come in sets. Some crimes committed by Hall Pirates have reached national headlines, such as incidents where they would sell severed penises they got from kidnapping male students and staff. Hall Pirates also have close ties to the mafia, Mexican cartels, and several terrorist organizations (such as ISIS, Taliban, and al Qaeda). These idiots usually get busted during hall sweeps and then cause police shootouts because they don’t want to get arrested. If you don’t want to run into a Hall Pirate, then do not skip class and hang out in the hallway like a moron.
John: Hey Jack, let’s skip class today and hang out in the hall!
Jack: Hell yea!
John & Jack: *immediately sees a gang of Hall Pirates*
Jack: Oh shit, I’m outta here!
John: *gets abducted by Hall Pirates*
When their moan sounds like "aargh" when they put it in
Peter and Tony both gave pirate boatjobs during a great night together
Someone who only goes down on a woman during their period
Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?
Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate
A Dirty Pirate is a mixed shot, Made with half Captain Morgan spice rum half banana liqueur.
Creator : Christian Howard-Harris
When you cum in your girl's eye and kick her in the shin so she starts hobbling around saying "Aaarrrr"
I gave my girl a dirty pirate last night, so she if kinda pissed today and not talking to me
A person who waits a few months after you post something cool to repost it as thier own original "discovery"
Thats the third thing sheila posted this week that i. Posted months ago..shes such a post pirate!