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Basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. Instead of the male ejaculating on a girls face and popping her in the nose. The female gives a blow job and than spits the semen on the guys face and punches him in the nose. The blood and semen is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.
So last night I was gettin head and blast in her mouth. Next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. It looked like a fuckin reverse strawberry shortcake. I am going to kill that bitch.
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a sex possition where when before the male cums, he pulls out and turns his penis around and around at a steady speed near the females vagina and cums while spinning.
Bonnie: I had sex with Montel last night, and guess what he did?! DICK CLOCK REVERSE.
Julia: You lucky son of a bitch!
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A feeling one gets when they feel for some retarded reason that the Wii has no good games, sell it, then regret selling it, and want to buy it back when a certain game is announced for it.
See idiot and moneywaster.
Tom: I think I might sell my Wii. It has like no good games out for it.
*sells Wii*
-2 months later, the reverse buyer's wiimorse kicks in-
Tom: Is that Metroid Other M? It looks awesome!
Now I have to buy the Wii back to play it... I should have never sold it.
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When your in the hospital and your significant other looks after you lovingly... then you leave them once you recover.
Barry: Christine, whatever you need I've got your back. Your gonna beat this cancer and I'll be with you every step of the way.
Six Months Later...
Barry: Can't wait to get you home and get things back to normal.
Christine: ... I think we should get a divorce
Barry: Did you just pull a reverse Newt Gingrich on me??!!
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A condition where the drinker thinks they are better looking instead of the people they are viewing.
This ugly chick kept hitting on me like she was all that, she totally had reverse beer goggles on.
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Russian Roulette, except 5 chambers are filled with bullets, and one chamber is empty.
Ya get it?
The empty chamber is the one you DON’T want.
Person: what if 2020 is a trailer for 2021?
Other person: Who wants to play a game of Reverse Russian Roulette?
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The constraining feeling in your chest after you drank too much coffee or just consumed an energy drink. You feel antsy, paranoid, energized and sick all at the same time. Much like the feeling you get when you're having an anxiety attack but is not painful.
Getting little sleep the night before, Jill drank three cups of coffee on an empty stomach and later felt the symptoms of a reverse heart attack.
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