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you stick your finger in your own butthole, and then walk up to your victim and put the the same finger (in the shape of a fish hook) into their mouth and the inside of their cheek. Then pull like you are catching a fish.
He pissed you off? Give that dude a rusty fish hook!
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When you take a fat shit on a male/Females two front teeth, then punch the shit outa off them so their head hops like a rabbit.
I gave Jennifer a rusty rabbit last night
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anal cavity or at least a dirty one
I want to stick my tool in your rusty bolt hole
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To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.
However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.
possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)
"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."
"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"
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A strip of the large intestines, usually worn as a knee high sock.
1. "I want to violate your rusty poop sock! <3"
2. "I'm going to rip out your rusty poop sock, you fucker!"
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When a man hasn't had sex for a long period of time, and is rusty from withdraw.
"I haven't done one in five months man."
"Man, that'll be one rusty-nail bang."
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alrite its basically wen a guy/gal motorboats a crusty vag
Tommy- yo i totally gave Veronica a rusty motor las nite
Kevin- Thats fuckin nasty bro
Monny- That bitch needs to get cleaned
Kenny- she should chisel that shit out or sumthin
Matt- Lets smoke a blunt
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